The Chief Minister of the Western state of BigState declared that the state is now free of all “Bhaiyas and others”. He also mentioned that this victory of the “sons of the soil” is a hard fought victory over outsiders who had ruined BigState with their hard work.
It may be recalled that the “hard working people from outside go home movement" or more simply HWPFOGHM was started by BigTiger and his sons and nephew over 121 years ago in the year 2009. The movement received tremendous grassroots support around the big fright of 2012, owing to “that big something that hit earth” mass delusion, fear, debt and compulsive laziness.
The BigState since the early 20th century has depended mostly on migrant workers and business men, who by the HWPFOGHM were successfully eradicated, driven out or converted to “lazy, arrogant, law breaking citizens”.
The BigState now grows grapes, sugarcanes, groundnuts, some onions and other things for consumption of the “sons of the soil” every 3 to 4 years. According to unconfirmed reports, BigState is also considering plans to sell land to other states in return for grapes, sugarcanes, groundnuts, onions and other things.
In other news, Bollywood the erstwhile leading movie industry of the country was bought over by Hollywood (a lesser known conglomerate of small movie companies like SomeCenturyFox, FiveStar among others)
In other news, the first clone of the leading 21st century actor CatRain-aah-Café has claimed that she and not the 2nd clone is the rightful heir to the Sheila Foundation For Young Women.
It may be recalled that who CatRain-aah-Café played a pivotal role in the hit movie “kill 30- young man” was later awarded the CrowningFeet Award for notional integration of genders, classes and others.
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